“Human, look how long are my claws! So, if you don't buy me a scratching post ASAP...

Art Cat GIF • “Human, look how long are my claws! So, you must buy me a scratching post ASAP!” [ok-cats.com]
...I'll use your office chair, OK?!” 😼
“You don't believe me? Look at that disaster!”
WHAAAT? The dog did it!
“WHAAAT? The dog did it!”

Captioned Cat GIF • Angry cat: "And this is where I would put my scratching post IF I HAD ONE."