Weirdo cat: “Yo man! Want some fresh Catnip? Come here.”

“Come here hooman, we have to talk about your fuck*ng døg!” 😼
“Haha so cautious kitty.”
“TALK TO THE PAW.”
“That’s me when I am waiting you at the door.”
“Psss…Psss…Do you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ?” 🙏