“God damn this is freaking adorable.” “Good kitty! Such a little cutie pie.” “Oh my gosh, so cute. I actually went 'awww!'” “He's like, "Huh? What're you doing? ... What? So just.... Oooohhh that's gooood!" “Kitty at the end: “Hooman, am I doing it right?” “'He deserves a 'goodboi' and a good treat.” “Pfft! Scratching posts are merely warmup stations for our cats, preparatory to moving on to the REAL contest - the dining room...chairs.” “Vets will also trim your cats nails if you don't feel comfortable. This method will keep you safe from deep scratches at playtime ;)” “I tried this for a half hour with my new kitten and all it did was put a bunch of new holes in my hand and run away to scratch the couch again, haha, little monster!” “This is how I taught my cat too: purrfect.” [Video: via imgur.com]