“Unconditional ♥ love! Adorable and sweet kitty!” Jealous guy: “Honey, this is the reason I don’t want you to have a cat…you should give all your love to me…not to your kitty.” “Don’t leave me my hooman, I need you 24/7.”
“Yes hooman, as you can see…we can do it!’ “What? I’m trying to develop the purrfect strategy.” “And now they steal our board games, our little monsters are evolving!”