Showing posts from March 23, 2021

“Hooman! I can see the bottom of my empy bowl. Fill it up quick or I'll die!”

“Go ahead and fill it up, I'm sick of this empty cup, what are you waiting for, you know I want Moar and Moar!” “He was probably fed 5 minutes ago. That cat clearly eats enough, time for a diet.” =D “NOPE! Not enough. Feed him, WHATEVER.” “Human, 3 minutes late to feed me! Unacceptable!” “That's cat morse: fe-ed-me-plea-se-fe-ed-me-plea-se!” “Those passive aggressive little ears!” “Do you mean: PAWssive aggressive?!” “Like a little prisoner clanging his metal cup on the bars.” “My cat's bowl is never allowed to get empty. It's always FULL, haha.” "Hooman, don't you love me? Then WHY is my food bowl empty again?"

♫ ♪ Message in a bottle ♪ ♫ >> 'Cats are liquid!'

“You could go to JAIL for that!” 😡 “Disgusting! Let it out!” 😠 “Horrible, poor cat!” “Animal cruelty!” “Are you a cat lover or a crazy guy?” “Sorry buddy nothing funny about this, poor innocent kitty.” 😠 “I agree, not funny at all, silly people, I hate you!” “MWAHAHAHA! OWNED ! 😂 😂 😂 It's a Purrfect 'Trompe-l'œil' prank because the bottle has a big HOLE in another back. So you're wrong if you think she's stuck and she can't breath.” ;) “Anyway, the cool cat says: 'If it fits, I sits' hahaha! 😂 “There's a huge hole in the back and no cat is being harmed :)” “Yep, of course there’s a big hole that the cat climbed into a plastic container through and now he is happily sitting and wagging his tail?” 😂 “I'm shocked at how people are to DUMB to understand that there is a fucking hole almost as big as the cat in the god damn bottle so she can go in and out!” “Wait humans, I can see you're very excited, but honestly I have no idea wha

Ameowzing! When you need a clever kitten playing faster than you...

...because your enemies have cat-like reflexes! “Cute 💗 kitty, he's really doing his best to kill those bad hoomans!”

And now, Darth Vader vs. Paula Deen (riding giant fluffy cats)

ULTIMATE EPIC BATTLE: THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE ! Paula likes to ride giant cats

Patient cat tolerates a weird face massage

"OK Mom, I like it but don't mess with me, my ears & my eyes are not your toys." “Derp massage.” “Human, look what you have done to my poor eyes.”