“Cat: I want it, I need it, I must have...THE PRECiOUS!” “OMG! OMG! OMG! Chocolate!” “Human, don't make me angry, you wont' like me, when I'm angry !!!” “Give the poor thing some food.” “Is that little monster really a cat or a that’s a hungry big rat you got, hahaha!? “I regret nothing...” “The power of sharp CLAWS!” “It looks like a damn chihuahua-rat.” “Excuse me Sir but I think your blue Gremlin is hungry.” “Meanwhile in RUSSIA, *cute* kitties eat cakes in a *cute* way, Mwahahaha!” π “The cat clearly saying “F*ck you hooman, I don't recognize your authority! The cake is mine, that's all.” “My behaviour in presence of a chocolate cake (Yup, I'm a girl). “That...evil...piece...of...hell.” “Get a Sphynx kitty they said, they are so cute and sweet they said...” “Most of cats are little food thieves.” “Looks like a big angry hairless RAT.” “Bad boy, he murdered that poor innocent cake, haha!” “That's not a cat. It's a wet and fed Greml...