“Oh nooo cruel human, you just cut off my cute paw!”

“You really got me there... I screameddd for crying out loud!”
“The Matrix is the one that created this glass door.”
“Cats chillen hand gets cut off just another one off those days. I was so confused for a sec HAHA!”
“You scared the sh*t outta me.”
“Kitty pranked us, well done.” 😂
“Me asusté, que miedo!”
“Cats like...I give zero fucks to your prank.”
“I want to be this unbothered in my life.” 😂
“You'll give me a heart 💔 attack.”